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  1. #1
    Every "yo momma" joke has been done thousands of times, by thousands of different people.Kinda like yo momma.100% Funny (4 votes)
  2. #2
    I pissed off two men today because I referred to them as hipsters..Apparently the correct term is 'conjoined twins'100% Funny (4 votes)
  3. #3
    you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just onceWhoops wrong sub100% Funny (4 votes)
  4. #4
    I asked my girlfriend if she'd like a day of eating ice cream and hanging with her girl friends.She said "Yes!". I said "Good, because I'm breaking up with you."100% Funny (3 votes)
  5. #5
    My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"I know he means well...100% Funny (3 votes)
  6. #6
    My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess.So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.100% Funny (2 votes)
  7. #7
    mixing up by wifes sandwich order at SubwayWhoops, wrong sub.100% Funny (2 votes)
  8. #8
    A flight attendant sees a suspicious couple on board...She decides to report it to the pilot immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! The female passenger looks pretty frightened and the man she is with looks dangerous!" The pilot responds, "Patricia, I've told you before. This is Air Force One..."67% Funny (3 votes)
  9. #9
    Why can you not explain puns to kleptomaniacs?They always take things literally.100% Funny (1 votes)
  10. #10
    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.I do not know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.100% Funny (1 votes)
  11. #11
    My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.That would be a big step forward.100% Funny (1 votes)