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Best One-Liners

Short, punchy one-liner jokes. Maximum laughs, minimum words.

  1. #1
    I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.He told me to stop going to those places.100% Funny (2 votes)
  2. #2
    I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.100% Funny (2 votes)
  3. #3
    Age is just a number.In my case it is a really big number.100% Funny (1 votes)
  4. #4
    I am going to stop procrastinating.Starting tomorrow.100% Funny (1 votes)
  5. #5
    I do not have a solution, but I do admire the problem.100% Funny (1 votes)
  6. #6
    I am not lazy. I am on energy-saving mode.100% Funny (1 votes)