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Best Puns

Clever wordplay and puns, ranked by how many people found them funny.

  1. #1
    What do you call an alligator in a vest?An investigator.90% Funny (134 votes)
  2. #2
    What do you call fake spaghetti?An impasta.87% Funny (132 votes)
  3. #3
    Why did the coffee file a police report?It got mugged.87% Funny (127 votes)
  4. #4
    What do you call a factory that makes okay products?A satisfactory.92% Funny (103 votes)
  5. #5
    How does a penguin build its house?Igloos it together.82% Funny (114 votes)
  6. #6
    What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?A dino snore.83% Funny (102 votes)
  7. #7
    Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?Because he was always spotted.96% Funny (84 votes)
  8. #8
    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?Nacho cheese.92% Funny (84 votes)
  9. #9
    Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?Because if they flew over the bay, we would call them bagels.97% Funny (79 votes)
  10. #10
    How do you organize a space party?You planet.88% Funny (84 votes)
  11. #11
    What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.98% Funny (64 votes)
  12. #12
    Why was the stadium so cool?It was filled with fans.88% Funny (65 votes)
  13. #13
    What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frostbite.96% Funny (54 votes)
  14. #14
    What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?A labracadabrador.67% Funny (54 votes)
  15. #15
    How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?"Please Get Out The Pool"100% Funny (3 votes)
  16. #16
    Why don't scientists trust atoms?Because they make up everything50% Funny (2 votes)
  17. #17
    What did the ocean say to the beach?Nothing, it just waved.
  18. #18
    Time flies like an arrow.Fruit flies like a banana.
  19. #19
    I am reading a book about anti-gravity.It is impossible to put down.
  20. #20
    I know a mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers.He will stop at nothing to avoid them.