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Jokes about programming, bugs, software, and the developer life.

  1. #1
    Why did the developer go broke?Because he used up all his cache.91% Funny (130 votes)
  2. #2
    What is a programmer's favorite hangout place?The Foo Bar.85% Funny (106 votes)
  3. #3
    What do computers eat for a snack?Microchips.72% Funny (36 votes)
  4. #4
    How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None, that is a hardware problem.50% Funny (40 votes)
  5. #5
    Why did the web developer walk out of the restaurant?The menu lacked style.54% Funny (24 votes)
  6. #6
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode?Because light attracts bugs.76% Funny (17 votes)
  7. #7
    My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.100% Funny (2 votes)
  8. #8
    What's a pirate's least favorite letter?Dear sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider.100% Funny (2 votes)
  9. #9
    A SQL query walks into a bar and walks up to two tables.Can I join you?100% Funny (1 votes)
  10. #10
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode?Because light attracts bugs.100% Funny (1 votes)
  11. #11
    Why did the programmer quit his job?Because he did not get arrays.
  12. #12
    A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1 beer. Then 0 beers. Then 1 beer. Then 0 beers.The bartender overflows.
  13. #13
    There are 10 types of people in the world.Those who understand binary, and those who do not.